I am really tired today and have been running on rocket fuel (Lo-carb monster energy drinks). I got a little loopy and this is what happened.
Never IM and sleep at the same time.
me: I'm on my second energy drink
Becky: jeez! i had a lg dr pepper with my taco bell and that lasted me through the afternoon
me: screw that...I am running on rocket fuel
Becky: hahahaha
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYIpa1Ulvw
Positive K - I Got A Man
it's a good reminder how far society has come
Becky: i need some orange spandex now
me: heh
Becky: and maybe some scrunchy socks to work out in
me: those need to die
they still sell them
Becky: i know
it's criminal
me: so are leggings though
Becky: those are only ok if you are 18-20 and tiny as shit
me: that's a narrative that is not true
you know what else is not okay
Becky: jean leggings?
me: someone inviting me to get lunch at Chick-fil-A
WHO THE FUCK EAT THERE ANYMORE?
Becky: are you anti-chicken or anti-christian chicken?
me: ummm Popeyes
I'm anti-poor-choice
Becky: ah, i see
popeyes is far superior
it being southern and all
me: umm, is there another chain that serves decent chicken?
no
KFC is a shit bomb
and Chik-Fil-A can't even spell anything correctly
Becky: there's a place called Raisin' Caines that has phenomenal chicken fingers
me: you might as well drink a vat of vegetable oil
Becky: they're only in college cities tho
me: it's cheaper and tastes about the same
Becky: started in BR, btw
me: gotcha
Becky: you've had raisin caines?
me: you are totally ruining my complaining
I have not had them
Becky: they mean business!
me: My soapbox is no longer
lol
Becky: hahahahaha
that's what i can do for ya!
me: it's really unfair because you can't bring in a non-national chain
Becky: they're going national - slowly but surely
their dipping sauce is super addictive
me: NOT QUICK ENOUGH
Becky: LOL - you are insane
me: no, just tired
although, insanity is close to godliness
so FoxNews says
Becky: true dat
me: maybe I'm just the next jesus
maybe I could be someone's personal jesus
Becky: if i decide to go all religious on you, you'll be the first to know!
me: or I could just buy a depeche mode cd
I need sleep
and this is totally going on my blog
*I need help*
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